FACT OF THE DAY: WHAT DOES MY POOP MEAN?

I'm taking a nutrition/health/fitness class at my school and I'll be posting interesting facts about any of those topics. Today's fact is, if your waste floats it signifies that you have a high fat diet; if your waste sinks then it means that you have a high protein diet. This is true because protein is much denser than fat. Also, if your waste has a "toothpaste" consistency it means that you're drinking plenty of water but if it's more watery then it means that your intestines have "foreign" bacteria. Usually this is caused by eating something spoiled or contaminated causing diarrhea.